Osmosis

How it’s supposed to work:

1. put textbook on table
2. put Cal hat over textbook to let hat absorb material from book
3. add two Totoros next to hat to encourage hat
4. let sit overnight
5. put hat on head
6. go take exam
7. ace exam
8. party

What actually happens:

1. put textbook on table
2. put Cal hat over textbook to let hat absorb material from book
3. add two Totoros next to hat to encourage hat
4. let sit overnight
5. put hat on head
6. go take exam
7. be asked to take off hat during exam
8. fail exam
9. no party

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